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Old 11-12-2008, 08:13 AM   #791
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:43 AM   #792
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Naked Japanese major nabbed with women's underwear



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I wonder why he decided to leave his shoes on.
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Old 11-12-2008, 10:36 AM   #793
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Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up

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A TERRITORIAN says he could have died after an operation on his penis left him bleeding heavily.

Michael Eglington, 53, said he collapsed from blood loss as he rushed back to Royal Darwin Hospital less than an hour after being discharged.
Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"
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Old 11-12-2008, 10:47 AM   #794
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Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up



Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"
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He said he looked down to see that he was sitting in "an inch of blood" in the chair. He used a nappy to soak up the blood as he drove back to hospital where he collapsed against the emergency counter.
Man, if I had a nickle for every time this happened to me...
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Old 11-12-2008, 03:02 PM   #795
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Haha... the irony of it being the Royal Darwin Hospital
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Old 11-12-2008, 05:09 PM   #796
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Fleeing cops? Don't give them your ID first
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PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - It perhaps wasn't the most well thought out escape

Police say a man handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer.
DOH!
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Old 11-12-2008, 05:51 PM   #797
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Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up



Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"

I wouldn't be happy either if the whole world now knew I had genital warts.
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Old 11-12-2008, 06:44 PM   #799
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I wouldn't be happy either if the whole world now knew I had genital warts.
Do you?
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Do you?

Thankfully, no.

Nor, thankfully, do I have a penis...a grossly mishandled one at that.
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