Your Zombie Plan?

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

mmmMMMMRRRRRrrrrrrr.............checking out books?.........aaarrrrRRRMMMMmmmmm...........due in 3 weeeeeekssssssAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG

This reminds me. Berkeley Public Library has run into the issue not being able to fix their self service check out machines because of the city's nuclear free zone policy.

"Berkeley, trying every day to make Michael Savage seem less like a nut."

So sic your circulation clerk zombies on Berkeley.