Favorite C o c k Name - Page 3

scaeagles · 10-12-2005, 10:01 AM

George Carlin had the famous "one eyed wonder worm".

MickeyLumbo · 10-12-2005, 10:08 AM

don't think for a moment that YOU PEOPLE are gonna drag me down into your pecker thread.

Ghoulish Delight · 10-12-2005, 10:14 AM

There's Martin Lawrence's infamous "pilly packer".

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-12-2005, 10:29 AM

C o c k.

What a great word. Something about that "k" sound is so satisfying. Much like in the word f u c k. And you get it twice with c o c k! Dick is another good one for the same reason but since you can say that anytime, it takes the fun out of it.

Interesting how the k sound makes an appearance in the most taboo word for vagina, but just at the beginning.

Rod and shaft are next on the list. Auxillary terms. Nice to change things up.

The rest make me giggle (while the former make me...)

Gn2Dlnd · 10-12-2005, 12:23 PM

Walt's little friend.

Tramspotter · 10-12-2005, 01:00 PM

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your ****.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't
come
back.

thank you very much.

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-12-2005, 01:13 PM

Why "John Thomas", anyway? And why "Johnson"? Perhaps the full name is John Thomas Johnson?

Not Afraid · 10-12-2005, 03:18 PM

John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.

Gn2Dlnd · 10-12-2005, 03:27 PM

As in the cake shop on Melrose called Sweet Lady Jane's?

Ew, I think.

MickeyLumbo · 10-12-2005, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.

oooh. i loved that movie.

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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	There's Martin Lawrence's infamous "pilly packer". __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	C o c k. What a great word. Something about that "k" sound is so satisfying. Much like in the word f u c k. And you get it twice with c o c k! Dick is another good one for the same reason but since you can say that anytime, it takes the fun out of it. Interesting how the k sound makes an appearance in the most taboo word for vagina, but just at the beginning. Rod and shaft are next on the list. Auxillary terms. Nice to change things up. The rest make me giggle (while the former make me...) __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Walt's little friend. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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Tramspotter Show me on the bear. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: LA Posts: 445	Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's devine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your ****. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. Don't take it out in public, Or they will put you in the dock ... And you won't come back. thank you very much.
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10-12-2005, 01:13 PM	#27
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Why "John Thomas", anyway? And why "Johnson"? Perhaps the full name is John Thomas Johnson? __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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10-12-2005, 03:18 PM	#28
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	As in the cake shop on Melrose called Sweet Lady Jane's? Ew, I think. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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