I never know what to say... - Page 3

Prudence · 03-09-2007, 06:29 PM

I just don't open the door to people I don't recognize. Mormons, JWs, vacuum salesmen, ax murders - it basically covers all unwelcome visitors.

€uroMeinke · 03-09-2007, 06:50 PM

"I'm sorry, God has other plans for me."

Kevy Baby · 03-09-2007, 07:20 PM

Depends on my mood. Sometimes I like to mess with them and either get into a debate on religion or offer them a beer.

Other times, I just politely say no thanks in some way.

Although it has been a long time since I have been approached.

wolfy999 · 03-09-2007, 07:43 PM

I just try to prevent hubby from getting to the door first.....he just has too darn much fun with them!

wendybeth · 03-09-2007, 10:06 PM

Normally I'm polite, but the last time I told the person (who was being pushy) "No thanks, I'm Catholic. I'll put in a good word for you, though." I don't think this person was JW, - I believe she was from one from of the zillions of Pentacostal-type churches around here. Most JW's are actually pretty nice, in my experience.

Jughead P. Jones · 03-10-2007, 10:21 AM

It's risky, but you could always go the Marge Simpson route, and kill them with kindness. And, if you're lucky, they'll sneak out of the house when you go get more lemonade.

But, in all honesty, that's why man invented keyholes...you don't have to answer the door at all that way!

Mousey Girl · 03-10-2007, 06:34 PM

When we were first married, David was nice to 2 ladies that came to the door. I was finding Watchtowers every weekend. I kept telling him not to take them. The following week I was home from work. He was sitting just out of sight of the front door. This time it was 2 church elders. They wanted to talk to "David." I explained that we were not going to be converting and were not interested in JW. They got huffy with me and said they were there to talk to David, not me. I told them that would NOT be happening. They said that he must be interested because he was taking the magazines. "Yes, he took them to be polite. I ended up wtih them and promptly burned them. Please, do nto come back and make sur mo one else does either!!" I then slammed the door and never saw them again.

I don't know if we get them here since our doorbell doesn't work.

MouseWife · 03-10-2007, 08:44 PM

Oh my gosh, didn't that really irk you? {"I came to talk to David"}. My f-i-l, well, I guess he figured he couldn't convert me {he and his wife used to come 'visit' me until I realized what they were doing, I quit answering the door} and tried to find other ways to get my husband to go to his church.

Hubster did go once, for some reason and just like giving the JWs his name, that was it. I swear, I can't recall the exact wording but I do remember him telling him about this woman from his church and how he should meet her.

{I remember something about how she was a hard worker like him and had a great job....he was always asking why I stayed at home with the kids....}

Then, the Hubsters ex went to his type of church and he tried to use her to get my husband to his church!! At a bbq they {hubby and fil} were off to the side, with the f-i-l next to the hubster, not me. He was quietly telling him about his ex and how he had seen her at church and how great it was and my husband was like 'What? Who?' and I peeped in and explained who he meant. {she later told me fil talked to her and asked her to call hubby and try to get him to come to church}

So, as p'od as you were at those elders, imagine how I felt. My f-i-l didn't seem to count me or our 3 kids important enough and used other women to lure my hubby.

And, no, he never went to church with him again.

Strangler Lewis · 03-12-2007, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"

This, of course, is the spirit of Jesus's message. Preface it with, "I bring you good news," and you have a gospel truly worth taking door to door.

3894 · 03-12-2007, 07:37 AM

If you come to my door and you're LDS, we'll talk about Utah because we like Utah and you probably are either from there or have relatives there.

Other denominations, peace be with you and don't let the door hit ya.

03-09-2007, 06:29 PM	#21
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I just don't open the door to people I don't recognize. Mormons, JWs, vacuum salesmen, ax murders - it basically covers all unwelcome visitors. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	"I'm sorry, God has other plans for me." __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-09-2007, 07:20 PM	#23
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Depends on my mood. Sometimes I like to mess with them and either get into a debate on religion or offer them a beer. Other times, I just politely say no thanks in some way. Although it has been a long time since I have been approached. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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03-09-2007, 07:43 PM	#24
wolfy999 Eyes like Sapphires! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 2.4 miles from Disneyland Posts: 1,523	I just try to prevent hubby from getting to the door first.....he just has too darn much fun with them! __________________ Diane "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." - George Carlin 1937-2008 DISNEY IS FINALLY PAYING ME BACK......STILL OWES ME ABOUT (oh, wait....way too much)!
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03-09-2007, 10:06 PM	#25
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Normally I'm polite, but the last time I told the person (who was being pushy) "No thanks, I'm Catholic. I'll put in a good word for you, though." I don't think this person was JW, - I believe she was from one from of the zillions of Pentacostal-type churches around here. Most JW's are actually pretty nice, in my experience. __________________
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03-10-2007, 10:21 AM	#26
Jughead P. Jones Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Brockville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 404	It's risky, but you could always go the Marge Simpson route, and kill them with kindness. And, if you're lucky, they'll sneak out of the house when you go get more lemonade. But, in all honesty, that's why man invented keyholes...you don't have to answer the door at all that way! __________________ "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!"
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03-10-2007, 06:34 PM	#27
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	When we were first married, David was nice to 2 ladies that came to the door. I was finding Watchtowers every weekend. I kept telling him not to take them. The following week I was home from work. He was sitting just out of sight of the front door. This time it was 2 church elders. They wanted to talk to "David." I explained that we were not going to be converting and were not interested in JW. They got huffy with me and said they were there to talk to David, not me. I told them that would NOT be happening. They said that he must be interested because he was taking the magazines. "Yes, he took them to be polite. I ended up wtih them and promptly burned them. Please, do nto come back and make sur mo one else does either!!" I then slammed the door and never saw them again. I don't know if we get them here since our doorbell doesn't work.
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03-10-2007, 08:44 PM	#28
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Oh my gosh, didn't that really irk you? {"I came to talk to David"}. My f-i-l, well, I guess he figured he couldn't convert me {he and his wife used to come 'visit' me until I realized what they were doing, I quit answering the door} and tried to find other ways to get my husband to go to his church. Hubster did go once, for some reason and just like giving the JWs his name, that was it. I swear, I can't recall the exact wording but I do remember him telling him about this woman from his church and how he should meet her. {I remember something about how she was a hard worker like him and had a great job....he was always asking why I stayed at home with the kids....} Then, the Hubsters ex went to his type of church and he tried to use her to get my husband to his church!! At a bbq they {hubby and fil} were off to the side, with the f-i-l next to the hubster, not me. He was quietly telling him about his ex and how he had seen her at church and how great it was and my husband was like 'What? Who?' and I peeped in and explained who he meant. {she later told me fil talked to her and asked her to call hubby and try to get him to come to church} So, as p'od as you were at those elders, imagine how I felt. My f-i-l didn't seem to count me or our 3 kids important enough and used other women to lure my hubby. And, no, he never went to church with him again. __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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03-12-2007, 07:37 AM	#30
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Gentle words from a Nice [strike]Methodist[/strike Quaker Lady If you come to my door and you're LDS, we'll talk about Utah because we like Utah and you probably are either from there or have relatives there. Other denominations, peace be with you and don't let the door hit ya.
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