Jury Duty

[RStar]

Originally Posted by lizziebith

I've been called almost every year of my adult life, have always wanted to serve, and have always had jobs that fully covered it. But I've never been picked. I don't get it! Does the eagerness show?

No, but they have seen your dancing chipmunk in your sig line.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by RStar

No, but they have seen your dancing chipmunk in your sig line.

I believe that is a Wookie, not a chipmunk.

[lizziebith]

Originally Posted by RStar

No, but they have seen your dancing chipmunk in your sig line.

It's a wookiee dammit! A wookiee (with two es!)! You know: Chewbacca, Chewie, Walking Carpet. Sheesh.





You think maybe it's that?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by lizziebith

(with two es!)!

Sorry for the misspelling - I am a Star Wars neophyte.

[lizziebith]

Sorry if my post looked like a spelling rant...it was meant to be a silly faux-rant on behalf of sad, Star Wars-minutiae-obsessed geeks. Like me.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by lizziebith

It's a wookiee dammit! A wookiee (with two es!)! You know: Chewbacca, Chewie, Walking Carpet. Sheesh.





You think maybe it's that?

Sure. They're angry because your wookiee has buck teeth!

[NickO'Time]

If I get called for Jury Duty, it does not benefit us as well. Luckily, I have family in Law Enforcement, and sometimes I get the same judge that knows my family.
So those are my "Get out of Jury Duty" cards.