Bacon is meat candy.

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Wow. Other than the mayo, not a thing in that sandwich that I think belongs in a sandwich (never eat bacon, tomato, or avocado; don't like lettuce on sandwiches).

I think I'd eat a stray cat poop sandwich first. At least that would have good storytelling afterwards.

ew, just ew

[Babette]

Oh, man. Best sandwich ever - BLATO. Bacon, Lettuce, Avocado, Tomato, red Onion. Make it an MBLATO with Mustard.

Never, ever mayo, or the grossest thing ever, Miracle Whip! Barf!!

Yummy MBLATO!!