Zombies!

[Jughead P. Jones]

Zombies are boring...all they eat is human flesh. If I were a zombie, I'd still want my chocolate fix! Ah well...maybe I could eat the CEO of Hershey's or something.

But, I wouldn't want to be those zombies from the remake of the film Dawn Of The Dead which came out 3 years ago. They run...and as a member of the undead, I would want to get as little exercise as possible to eat the brains of the living...I wouldn't want my limbs to shrivel off, after all.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Jughead P. Jones

But, I wouldn't want to be those zombies from the remake of the film Dawn Of The Dead which came out 3 years ago. They run...

David Sedaris was very emphatic over this zombie mischaracterization, zombies cannot run. He read us a passage from the book he recommended, detailing this.

[thecorndogwalker]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

David Sedaris was very emphatic over this zombie mischaracterization, zombies cannot run. He read us a passage from the book he recommended, detailing this.

Zombies are usually slow and clumsy, it would be better to get away from them in an open space, (street, avenue, parking lot) So hiding in a building, closed space can possibly trap you inside and the "Z's" will multiply and barracade you in.

However, the only zombies that can run are the one's with the rage virus...