Zombies!

[wendybeth]

I just don't find zombies very frightening. They're too easy to get away from, unless you're one of those people that gets paralyzed by fright, in which case the horror genre equivalent of natural selection takes place. Vampires aren't very scary either. Well, Nosferatu was scary, but all the others are mostly sexy. Some of the scariest things I can think of are real-life things, like Ann Coulter.

[AllyOops!]

I was just thinking to myself, "they always walk in slow motion, arms out in front of them, wrapped in gauze, moaning..." then I realized I had completely mixed up zombies with mummies. At least I haven't mixed up the fact I'm a total bonehead.

Yikes! Muy creepioso. However, I find vampires sexy. Television & movie vampires, that is. Especially if they are named Spike or Angel. Ooh! And I just love that movie Love Bites starring Adam Ant as the way sexy vampire that lives in the leading lady's apartment? There was like an ancient crypt behind her fireplace containing his casket, where his un-deadiness slept. You know, that old common problem. Leaky roof, rusty plumbing, hidden crypts containing undead rock stars. File that under your disclosures.

No zombies or mummies or monsters, thank you very much. I'll stick with angels & saints anyday!