What in the world have you done?!

[Alex]

Jobs I've been paid for, in chronological order:

1. bookkeeping for an industrial sewing machine repair company (8th grade)
2. paper route (9th-10th grade)
3. public library page (11th-12th grade)
4. intramural activities instructor at a middle school (11th-12th grade)
5. Classroom assistant for a 2nd-3rd grade class for children with behavior problems (freshman year of college)
6. Night circulation clerk, Suzzallo Library Serials Department, University of Washington (final three years of college)
7. Bookkeeping for SeaGrant program at the University of Hawaii (first year of grad school).
8. Photograph archivist for some renal hospital in Hawaii (can't remember it's name).
9. Reference clerk, Science and Technology Department, Hamilton Library, University of Hawaii (second year of grad school).
10. Data entry and development of Library Aquaculture Workstation, a white and gray paper repository for Pacific Rim agriculturists (concurrent with previous).
11. Various temp jobs.
12. Administrative assistant in Community Lending Division, part of the Real Estate group, at Wells Fargo.
13. Integration Project Manager for wholesale banking portal in the Wholesale Group at Wells Fargo.
14. Front End Producer for wholesale banking portal in the Wholesale Group at Wells Fargo.
15. CEO of a small internet company.
16. Functional design for online banking products at a company I won't name.

Nothing very exciting. But I still have the streak alive of never having worked in food services nor had a job requiring I wear a name tag. If all goes well that'll be true when I die as well.