My Trip to the Kwik-E-Mart

Ghoulish Delight · 07-19-2007, 02:08 PM

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

mousepod · 07-19-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Homer

If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

AllyOops! · 07-19-2007, 03:34 PM

"Somebody took my juice money"

"Dental plan..Lisa needs braces! Dental plan..Lisa needs braces!"

"May God have mercy on your gas-sniffing, orphan-beating Souls"

"Nibbles, chew through my ball sack"

I LOVE the boo-urns quote. I was just dying laughing over that not too long ago & temporarily had it typed under my screenname here at LoT. Also, one of the episodes that had me laughing daily recently was the one where the Simpsons travel to Brazil & the lifeguard on the beach refers to Homer & Bart as "Americans" when he calls out to them. Homer asks the lifeguard how he knew that they were Americans, and at that point they close in on Homer's teeshirt and the logo on it is the picture now featured in my Avatar. "Try And Stop Us". I nearly died.

I turn on one of the Simpsons DVD's almost every weekend while I'm cleaning and it's programmed into my Tivo. I'm obsessed.

For every quote on that list, I was able to remember each episode. Sometimes I feel like the biggest geek because a Simpsons quote makes it into so many of the conversations that I hold. I even have a picture of Homer on my bulletin board in my office.

07-19-2007, 02:08 PM	#1
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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	"Somebody took my juice money" "Dental plan..Lisa needs braces! Dental plan..Lisa needs braces!" "May God have mercy on your gas-sniffing, orphan-beating Souls" "Nibbles, chew through my ball sack" I LOVE the boo-urns quote. I was just dying laughing over that not too long ago & temporarily had it typed under my screenname here at LoT. Also, one of the episodes that had me laughing daily recently was the one where the Simpsons travel to Brazil & the lifeguard on the beach refers to Homer & Bart as "Americans" when he calls out to them. Homer asks the lifeguard how he knew that they were Americans, and at that point they close in on Homer's teeshirt and the logo on it is the picture now featured in my Avatar. "Try And Stop Us". I nearly died. I turn on one of the Simpsons DVD's almost every weekend while I'm cleaning and it's programmed into my Tivo. I'm obsessed. For every quote on that list, I was able to remember each episode. Sometimes I feel like the biggest geek because a Simpsons quote makes it into so many of the conversations that I hold. I even have a picture of Homer on my bulletin board in my office. Last edited by AllyOops! : 07-19-2007 at 03:45 PM.
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