So, I'm wondering.

Tref · 03-10-2005, 07:23 PM

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? I made the damn thing.

I was wondering if anybody will ever love me for what I am not. Opposed to not being interested in me -- period.

The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets? And if so, how many pockets? Will the number of pockets our spiritual selfs have be determined by our actions on earth? What will we keep in these pockets? Will these pockets be labled, as with the pockets of Ronald McDonald, who has earned (through chanting) multiple pockets, each marked with the food that lies within?*

I wondering if you are going to finish that sandwich?

Why are there no phones in Heaven?

Why am I here, as opposed to someplace else, that maybe has a little more action going on?

Why does my can of Underwood Chicken Spread have a drawing of Satan on the label? Is it a warning to me not to eat it?

Where do our dreams go when we wake in the morning? And I am refering specifically to the dream where I wake up in a dry bed.

Why do we need mini M&M's? Are people really struggling with the regular sized ones?

Who wrote the Book of Love? No wait, let me rephrase that, who wrote the word, Loser, all over my copy?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-11-2005, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Tref

The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets?

This entire thing was a delightful and hilarious read.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-11-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

This entire thing was a delightful and hilarious read.

The Bhagavad Gita?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-11-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The Bhagavad Gita?

Oh, shaddup, you!

03-10-2005, 07:23 PM	#1
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? I made the damn thing. I was wondering if anybody will ever love me for what I am not. Opposed to not being interested in me -- period. The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets? And if so, how many pockets? Will the number of pockets our spiritual selfs have be determined by our actions on earth? What will we keep in these pockets? Will these pockets be labled, as with the pockets of Ronald McDonald, who has earned (through chanting) multiple pockets, each marked with the food that lies within?* I wondering if you are going to finish that sandwich? Why are there no phones in Heaven? Why am I here, as opposed to someplace else, that maybe has a little more action going on? Why does my can of Underwood Chicken Spread have a drawing of Satan on the label? Is it a warning to me not to eat it? Where do our dreams go when we wake in the morning? And I am refering specifically to the dream where I wake up in a dry bed. Why do we need mini M&M's? Are people really struggling with the regular sized ones? Who wrote the Book of Love? No wait, let me rephrase that, who wrote the word, Loser, all over my copy? __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! Last edited by Tref : 03-10-2005 at 07:25 PM. Reason: All will be revealed in the Book of Trefology*
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