So, I'm wondering.

[Claire]

I wonder if I should tell the story of the time I had to go to the ER in the middle of the night and give a pee sample after consuming my weight in asparagus earlier in the day......

I wonder if you'd understand the extreme embarrassment I felt.

I wonder if you can imagine the grossocity of the smells emanating from that little cup.

I wonder if you can picture the look of complete disgust and dismay on the nurses face when I handed her my cup of steaming asparagus piss.

I wonder why I even had to piss in a cup when it was my back that was killing me.

I wonder who the hell Tony is and where he went. And now I, too, wonder when he'll be back from wherever he is.

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did.

I wonder is Simon LeBon is right now thinking about me and my self-perceived hotness and my drunken dancing and dialing random people so they could listen to me scream, "OHMYGOD!!! HE'SSOF*CKINGHOTILOVEHIMSOMUCHILOVETHISSONGIT'SMYF AVORITE!!!!CANYOUHEAR IT?"

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder is Simon LeBon is right now thinking about me and my self-perceived hotness and my drunken dancing and dialing random people so they could listen to me scream, "OHMYGOD!!! HE'SSOF*CKINGHOTILOVEHIMSOMUCHILOVETHISSONGIT'SMYF AVORITE!!!!CANYOUHEAR IT?"

So that's what you said! As one of the random people you dialed, I was quite honored! I knew you had to be having an awesome time!

Simon does think of you. A lot. John Taylor told me this morning when I woke up, blissfully, in his arms.

Why oh why can I not seem to wake up & get my day started?? It's 1:00 p.m., and I have many tasks to fullfill, plus, I need to go to the cemetery to clean my Grandfather's headstone & lay flowers on his grave.

Sometimes, I get nervous before going to the cemetery.

Why?

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder if SacTown got any last night?

A gentleman never tells. So no, I didn't.


But things are looking good for tonight!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did.

Every little thing you post makes me go tee-hee; just a little bit of magic each time, you funny lass.

[DwoernAdale]

I wonder if my wife thought it was a line(that I thought she was sexy pregnant)

I wonder why I'm perfectly fine posting on other non-disney related boards, to the tune of 1,000+ post counts, but never feel up to snuff to post amongst the swanky posters here

I wonder if the wit and style of this community is too intimidating for me

I wonder if I have an inferiority complex

I wonder if I have low self esteem

I wonder if, like Ally, I am just painfully shy

I wonder if I'm afraid I will sound ignorant...or ill-informed...or just plain stupid

I wonder if I AM ignorant, ill-informed, or just plain stupid!

I wonder if anyone at LoT thinks I'm creepy because I lurk ALOT but hardly ever post

I wonder if I sound whinny right about now

I wonder if anyone realizes its threads like this that keep me lurking so faithfully, and laughing so hysterically

I wonder if I will cringe as I hit submit reply...no, I'm pretty sure I will

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did.

over here too....I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

i'm wondering when GD and CP will be parents.

I'm wondering when iSm and zapp will be parents.

I wonder why DwoernAdale thinks he's not swanky enough for us. We're just a bunch of dorks with a swanky front, is all.

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of. Me, I'd totally go with a pseudonym, just because Dr. Seuss' story tickles me. He used the pseudonym because he thought one day he'd write "real" books for adults, so he was saving his real name for that. Funny.

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

[Claire]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?

I'm thinking my sexcapades last night were due to the 1-2-3 punch of too much wine, Simon LeBon's ass, and my guy-that-got-away's eyes. I'm thinking my husband won't like that last reason....but um, I think as long as I "throw some his way" he's all right.

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

[MerryPrankster]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

Mmmm...LUT. I wonder if it's cherry flavored.


Oh crap, I wonder if I'm burning dinner....

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

I wouldn't mind helping you with that T.

[Claire]

I wonder if I should test the "Liquor before beer, never fear" saying. I'm wanting to switch from margaritas to Corona....damn that lime. Does it every time.