So, I'm wondering.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did.

over here too....I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

i'm wondering when GD and CP will be parents.

I'm wondering when iSm and zapp will be parents.

I wonder why DwoernAdale thinks he's not swanky enough for us. We're just a bunch of dorks with a swanky front, is all.

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of. Me, I'd totally go with a pseudonym, just because Dr. Seuss' story tickles me. He used the pseudonym because he thought one day he'd write "real" books for adults, so he was saving his real name for that. Funny.

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

[Claire]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?

I'm thinking my sexcapades last night were due to the 1-2-3 punch of too much wine, Simon LeBon's ass, and my guy-that-got-away's eyes. I'm thinking my husband won't like that last reason....but um, I think as long as I "throw some his way" he's all right.

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

[MerryPrankster]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

Mmmm...LUT. I wonder if it's cherry flavored.


Oh crap, I wonder if I'm burning dinner....

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Claire

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

I wouldn't mind helping you with that T.

[Claire]

I wonder if I should test the "Liquor before beer, never fear" saying. I'm wanting to switch from margaritas to Corona....damn that lime. Does it every time.

[MickeyLumbo]

i wonder why erections lasting more than 4 hours need medical attention.

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering where the nearest urgent care is.

[Claire]

I'm wondering why Scott always knows what to post right when I've taken a big gulp of something.....and by "gulp of something" I mean a drink of something fluid. And by fluid, I mean water, coffee, or in this case, a margarita.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

I think I might even have a name all picked out.

And, have you ever read Jonathan Carroll's work? I think you'd like him, and it's funny, 'cause he creates strange Wonderlands as well. Carroll's creat strange worlds. So you could totally be a Carroll.

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of.

Judy Blume.

She totally sparked my imagination when I was a kid and then turned me on as an adult.