So, I'm wondering.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-11-2005, 08:20 PM

I'm wondering why I'm spending Friday night alone in my apartment drinking a beer and posting on this board, when just four years ago I'd be spending an evening out at a bar drinking beers with my girlfriends before "throwing some a friend's way" later in the evening.. And by "friend" I mean someone who became my friend after 4 hours of happy chatter and inebriation.

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

Claire · 03-11-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

And by "friend" I mean someone who became my friend after 4 hours of happy chatter and inebriation.

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

No. Seriously. I wonder how to explain why I'm laughing so DAMN hard.....I'll blame it on the margaritas.

I wonder what's wrong with me, that I talk to someone from high school almost every day.....including right now. I love my high school friends! Love them! It seems so unnatural and uncool, but I love them!!!

Ponine · 03-11-2005, 08:41 PM

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I wonder what's wrong with me, that I talk to someone from high school almost every day.....including right now. I love my high school friends! Love them! It seems so unnatural and uncool, but I love them!!!

Oh please, don't let that be something wrong! I talk to at least one a day! Sometimes two!!!

SacTown Chronic · 03-11-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

I wonder if Eliza has ever considered taking her vagina to a Naughty Lady party. To, you know, get her vagina a new best friend.

MickeyLumbo · 03-11-2005, 08:30 PM

i'm wondering if Naughty Lady still sell's that industiral size jug of lube so i could send some to ALL of you for some hedon acion.

SacTown Chronic · 03-11-2005, 08:46 PM

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i'm wondering if Naughty Lady still sell's that industiral size jug of lube so i could send some to ALL of you for some hedon acion.

Good looking out.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-11-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I wonder if Eliza has ever considered taking her vagina to a Naughty Lady party. To, you know, get her vagina a new best friend.

Silly, SacTown, when I was a child I played with childish things, and now that I'm grown I play with grownish things. But sadly the V-meister prefers looking something a bit less predicatable in a best friend.

And these days, that's usally a really good book.

Claire · 03-11-2005, 08:38 PM

I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-11-2005, 08:41 PM

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I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read?

Osmosis. Huzzah!

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-11-2005, 11:11 PM

I wonder why everyone's been posting here when there's sex to be had. At lesat the single people have an excuse. Ah, but now I see that some are having it thrown their way later than others. Very nice.

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I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read?

Damn, I really want one of those shirts.

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And I'm still wondering who the hell Tony is.

Mark: I know that look.

Scott: What look?

Mark: That's the look that says you're wondering about Tony, am I right? You're wondering-

Scott: Maybe.

Mark: Yes, you're wondering where he is, what he's thinking, whether it's-

Scott: Good guess.
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I wonder if anyone will get this now.

03-11-2005, 08:20 PM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	I'm wondering why I'm spending Friday night alone in my apartment drinking a beer and posting on this board, when just four years ago I'd be spending an evening out at a bar drinking beers with my girlfriends before "throwing some a friend's way" later in the evening.. And by "friend" I mean someone who became my friend after 4 hours of happy chatter and inebriation. Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!
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MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	i'm wondering if Naughty Lady still sell's that industiral size jug of lube so i could send some to ALL of you for some hedon acion. __________________
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Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read? __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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