Bacon is meat candy. - Page 54

Morrigoon · 09-14-2007, 08:19 PM

Yay for bacon!

Gemini Cricket · 09-14-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

My latest blood test came back, and my cholesterol is now 1 (yes, 1) for both LDL & HDL. So guess what ?

We fried up a mess of Bacon and Eggs for Brunch today, and used the streaky middle cut bacon so as to get that crispy, greasy bacony pork crackley goodness. :bacon:

I'm now replete in Bacon-heaven.

Naughty bear!

lashbear · 09-14-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

How about this.....

It has a picture of a fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich. Eeew.

Quoth the Stoat:

"Oooh, it's the perfect health food, because it has all three food groups: Sugar, Fat & Salt."

lashbear · 09-14-2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Quoth the Stoat:

"Oooh, it's the perfect health food, because it has all three food groups: Sugar, Fat & Salt."

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

How about this.....

It has a picture of a fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich. Eeew.

Actually, I think you should process the Bananas, Bacon and Peanut Butter in a quisinart until it's a smooth paste-like sandwich spread.

Kraft could manufacture it, and call it BanaNutAconMite

LashStoat · 09-14-2007, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Quoth the Stoat:

"Oooh, it's the perfect health food, because it has all three food groups: Sugar, Fat & Salt."

Take a generous scoop of Lashbears BanaNutAconMite into the blender and add half a bottle of Dom Perignon, then blend till frothy. Serve in martini-glasses - this incorporates the fourth food group, Alcohol.

Your brain will thank you, but your friends won't.

LashStoat · 09-14-2007, 09:12 PM

Addendum:

Whilst scientists were quick to disenfrachise the planet Pluto that we all grew up with, they were slow (really slow) to recognise Alcohol as the fourth food group. What a pack of kill-joys. They are only just now beginning to realise that "Pluto" was actually supposed to be called "Pub" - which of course explains the term "He's off the planet".

And for God's sake, it's Pluto Pub, not Pluto Pup*.

As always,

LashStoat.

*For the American audience, this is like a Corndog, invented by a guy named Walker.

wendybeth · 09-14-2007, 09:31 PM

Just dropped in to say hi to Lashstoat! Hi, Lashstoat!

Oh, and I had bacon for dinner, with eggs and all that other breakfast stuff. I only like breakfast at dinnertime.

Not Afraid · 09-14-2007, 09:32 PM

The boys down under are drunk on bacon again!

LashStoat · 09-14-2007, 10:02 PM

Scientific Breakthrough

The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Drug Company has produced the World's first BanaNutAconMite tablet.

Whilst proud of their synthesis of the core quasi-food supplimentary additive "BanaNutAconMite-tartrate", the Marketing Spokesperson of AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine was slightly taken aback when Susie-Anne Krellingshaw of Arkansas, aged 11, announced "My Dad said 'tartrate my ass - heart rate is more like it'".

Company Officials have declined to comment on claims that the BanaNutAconMite tablet increases one's blood pressure and cholesterol to near off-the-scale readings, however the Marketing Spokesperson has reiterated the value of the drug to the "Othi-epian*" [sic] people as "an alternative to eating desert dust".

*The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Spokesperson has since learnt that Ethiopia is an African state, and that cholesterol isn't a type of furniture polish.

But it's all about the Bacon.

lashbear · 09-14-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LashStoat

"Othi-epian" [sic] .

Very [sic] if you ask me..

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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Yay for bacon! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Addendum: Whilst scientists were quick to disenfrachise the planet Pluto that we all grew up with, they were slow (really slow) to recognise Alcohol as the fourth food group. What a pack of kill-joys. They are only just now beginning to realise that "Pluto" was actually supposed to be called "Pub" - which of course explains the term "He's off the planet". And for God's sake, it's Pluto Pub, not Pluto Pup. As always, LashStoat. For the American audience, this is like a Corndog, invented by a guy named Walker. Last edited by LashStoat : 09-14-2007 at 09:22 PM.
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Just dropped in to say hi to Lashstoat! Hi, Lashstoat! Oh, and I had bacon for dinner, with eggs and all that other breakfast stuff. I only like breakfast at dinnertime. __________________
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	The boys down under are drunk on bacon again!
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LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Scientific Breakthrough The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Drug Company has produced the World's first BanaNutAconMite tablet. Whilst proud of their synthesis of the core quasi-food supplimentary additive "BanaNutAconMite-tartrate", the Marketing Spokesperson of AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine was slightly taken aback when Susie-Anne Krellingshaw of Arkansas, aged 11, announced "My Dad said 'tartrate my ass - heart rate is more like it'". Company Officials have declined to comment on claims that the BanaNutAconMite tablet increases one's blood pressure and cholesterol to near off-the-scale readings, however the Marketing Spokesperson has reiterated the value of the drug to the "Othi-epian" [sic] people as "an alternative to eating desert dust". The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Spokesperson has since learnt that Ethiopia is an African state, and that cholesterol isn't a type of furniture polish. But it's all about the Bacon. Last edited by LashStoat : 09-14-2007 at 10:39 PM.
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