Bacon is meat candy.

LashStoat · 09-14-2007, 10:02 PM

Scientific Breakthrough

The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Drug Company has produced the World's first BanaNutAconMite tablet.

Whilst proud of their synthesis of the core quasi-food supplimentary additive "BanaNutAconMite-tartrate", the Marketing Spokesperson of AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine was slightly taken aback when Susie-Anne Krellingshaw of Arkansas, aged 11, announced "My Dad said 'tartrate my ass - heart rate is more like it'".

Company Officials have declined to comment on claims that the BanaNutAconMite tablet increases one's blood pressure and cholesterol to near off-the-scale readings, however the Marketing Spokesperson has reiterated the value of the drug to the "Othi-epian*" [sic] people as "an alternative to eating desert dust".

*The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Spokesperson has since learnt that Ethiopia is an African state, and that cholesterol isn't a type of furniture polish.

But it's all about the Bacon.

lashbear · 09-14-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LashStoat

"Othi-epian" [sic] .

Very [sic] if you ask me..

09-14-2007, 10:02 PM	#1
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Scientific Breakthrough The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Drug Company has produced the World's first BanaNutAconMite tablet. Whilst proud of their synthesis of the core quasi-food supplimentary additive "BanaNutAconMite-tartrate", the Marketing Spokesperson of AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine was slightly taken aback when Susie-Anne Krellingshaw of Arkansas, aged 11, announced "My Dad said 'tartrate my ass - heart rate is more like it'". Company Officials have declined to comment on claims that the BanaNutAconMite tablet increases one's blood pressure and cholesterol to near off-the-scale readings, however the Marketing Spokesperson has reiterated the value of the drug to the "Othi-epian" [sic] people as "an alternative to eating desert dust". The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Spokesperson has since learnt that Ethiopia is an African state, and that cholesterol isn't a type of furniture polish. But it's all about the Bacon. Last edited by LashStoat : 09-14-2007 at 10:39 PM.
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