Late Breaking News! Iowa Man Beaten with Bag of Cheetos is "OK"

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Originally Posted by Tref

Man Armed With Onion Attacks Wife!

James Izzolena ... was charged with domestic assault causing injury. Police said he became upset with his wife, Nicole Izzolena, 27, and tossed an onion at her, striking her in the back of the head ... She told police it made her head hurt.

To read story and see photo of Mr. Izzolena (Arresting photograph or Gap ad? You choose!) click here

Drinking and onions is never a good combo.

[RStar]

See? Snack food is dangerous.

However, I don't think there is much cholesterol in Cheetos. Gobs of fat, though.

I love the Hot Cheetos!