So, I'm wondering. - Page 26

MickeyLumbo · 03-13-2005, 10:06 PM

A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!".

MickeyD · 03-13-2005, 11:27 PM

I wonder if anyone knows where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it....

Gemini Cricket · 03-13-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyD

I wonder if anyone knows where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it....

"It's a cross."

"Across from where?"

BarTopDancer · 03-14-2005, 11:01 AM

I wonder if Deather will care that I spent my last few moments of conciousness last night watching Arrested Development for the first time ever.

I wonder if she will disown me as a friend for not watching it before.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-14-2005, 10:13 PM

I wonder how many times I'm going to hear, "Why are you walking like that?" when I return to work tomorrow.

I wonder if by calling in sick today I missed my chance to go to some in-house training that I really need.

I wonder if my legs are going to be healed enough to withstand a night of unlimitted laser tag on Friday.

blueerica · 03-14-2005, 10:15 PM

Wow, it's been a long time since I've played Laser Tag!

I wonder why this programming class is suddenly making sense tonight, and how I'm managing to do that while spending so much time on the boards.

I wonder if we'll get out early.

I wonder if I just freaking jinxed myself.

CoasterMatt · 03-14-2005, 10:23 PM

I wonder how many brain cells I lost this weekend subjecting myself to repeated doses of high G-forces, fried chicken and boysenberry pie....

I wonder how many pigs had to die to provide enough bacon for my buffet of death on Sunday...

blueerica · 03-14-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I wonder how many brain cells I lost this weekend subjecting myself to repeated doses of high G-forces, fried chicken and boysenberry pie....

I wonder how many pigs had to die to provide enough bacon for my buffet of death on Sunday...

mmmmm... BACON...

mhrc4 · 03-15-2005, 10:15 AM

in wondering if at 9:15 this day will ever end.......

wonderign if SBC will ever call me back...

Wondering if my wife will ever find a job she enjoys....

THanks for getting me thinking already today! oye....

Not Afraid · 03-15-2005, 11:10 AM

I wonder if anyone else besides my fusband understands when I say "I'm walking like Mickey Roarck in "Barfly"?

I'm wondering if the coffee's done yet.

I'm wondering how many Advil I actually took yesterday?

I'm wondering if I just drink wine all day long to make my muscles feel better if I'll get a lot of studying done. (j/k)

03-13-2005, 10:06 PM	#251
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!". __________________
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03-13-2005, 11:27 PM	#252
MickeyD Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mooby's Posts: 488	I wonder if anyone knows where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it.... __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	I wonder if Deather will care that I spent my last few moments of conciousness last night watching Arrested Development for the first time ever. I wonder if she will disown me as a friend for not watching it before. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I wonder how many times I'm going to hear, "Why are you walking like that?" when I return to work tomorrow. I wonder if by calling in sick today I missed my chance to go to some in-house training that I really need. I wonder if my legs are going to be healed enough to withstand a night of unlimitted laser tag on Friday. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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03-14-2005, 10:15 PM	#256
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Wow, it's been a long time since I've played Laser Tag! I wonder why this programming class is suddenly making sense tonight, and how I'm managing to do that while spending so much time on the boards. I wonder if we'll get out early. I wonder if I just freaking jinxed myself. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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03-14-2005, 10:23 PM	#257
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I wonder how many brain cells I lost this weekend subjecting myself to repeated doses of high G-forces, fried chicken and boysenberry pie.... I wonder how many pigs had to die to provide enough bacon for my buffet of death on Sunday... __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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03-15-2005, 10:15 AM	#259
mhrc4 Call me Justin Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: sOCal Posts: 376	in wondering if at 9:15 this day will ever end....... wonderign if SBC will ever call me back... Wondering if my wife will ever find a job she enjoys.... THanks for getting me thinking already today! oye.... __________________ [Disneyland - Walt Disney World - Disneyland Paris] 3 down, 2 to go
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03-15-2005, 11:10 AM	#260
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I wonder if anyone else besides my fusband understands when I say "I'm walking like Mickey Roarck in "Barfly"? I'm wondering if the coffee's done yet. I'm wondering how many Advil I actually took yesterday? I'm wondering if I just drink wine all day long to make my muscles feel better if I'll get a lot of studying done. (j/k)
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