So, I'm wondering.

[Ponine]

Why is blueerica wondering how long it will take a ham to cook but she isnt at home?

Why has NA not said that she removed the jeans that are in need of a visit to weight watchers. (Notice I said the jeans are, not NA)

I wonder what the big secret is that ML wont be able to keep?

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering if BE will be bringin' home the bacon.

i'm wondering if Ponine is testing me.

i'm wondering if some people have yet to discover this thread.

i'm wondering where LashBear is right now.

i'm wondering if NA is wearing a collar under her bathrobe.

i'm wondering if That Guy is bringin home the bacon.

i'm wondering if Audra has read "Helen Kellar".

i'm wondering if the Disneyland fudge in my kitchen is calling my name.

"some imagination, huh?"

[Ponine]

You know, I wonder where Lashbear is right now too... I havent seen him in a while.

I wonder why MickeyLumbo thinks I'm testing him?

I wonder why he doesnt know that I'm just plain curious.

I wonder, do I have anything in the fridge calling MY name?

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by Ponine

Why is blueerica wondering how long it will take a ham to cook but she isnt at home?

blueerica was at her moms house cooking a ham.

I wonder why blueerica didn't buy a pre-cooked ham

I wonder why blueerica wasn't making her sisters cook the ham
Actually the answer would be "they'd burn down the house!"

I wonder if I'll learn how to play poker tomorrow night

I wonder who else is saying "poker! I don't even know her!"

I wonder if Allybell is giggling like a schoolgirl with me

I wonder how much time MickeyD spent in Costco tonight

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

I wonder why blueerica didn't buy a pre-cooked ham

I wonder why people use the term pre-cooked ham. All hams are pre-cooked otherwise they are a pork roast.

[blueerica]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

I wonder why blueerica didn't buy a pre-cooked ham

It was a "pre-cooked" ham. At 16-minutes a pound, I wonder why anyone would find it all that redeeming to do this as opposed to purchasing one from HoneyBaked, or even Boston Market. The time + base cost factors just don't work out well for doing it yourself, unless you have something magical you do to the food.

I wonder why my mom bought a 12-pound hunk of meat.

I wonder why my mom thawed it out and expected me to cook it.

But most of all...

I'm wondering why the feck no one called me on Tuesday or Wednesday to tell me no one was going to be in the office until 9:30?!?! I really needed those extra couple of hours asleep, but NOOOO.... ARGH...

Oh well, this will go into my overtime hours anyway (this is gonna be a 13 hour day)..... So they can eat it!

I'm wondering why I haven't started the coffee yet.

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by blueerica

I wonder why my mom thawed it out and expected me to cook it.

I wonder why Erica didn't just serve it cold.

I wonder why the stuff that was fixed last night is broken this morning

I wonder why Erica didn't realize I was still sleeping at 7:30am

I wonder why we don't stop these emergency quick fixes. People will get over it.