The Gay Super Bowl...

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Ok, I found this "Oscar Speach generator." Maybe we can all write one and give the speach at the party? yes/no?

http://www.radaronline.com/features/...r_speeches.php

Here is mine:

Wow. Oh boy. I wasn't going to prepare a speech, but my Ailing Relative told me I'd jinx myself if I didn't. So, thanks, Bornieo! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.] I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the Large, Bright, dropping the stiff ham area actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager, Zlick, my agent, Joel, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at New Line, Harvey Weinstein, Steve, and Dr. MCCoy.
I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through Drown. And Mel GIbson, my one ... true ... love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost Mel Brooks, a truly Massive visionary and The pork loin was flavorful but lacked gravitas soul. [Begin tearing.] I'd like us to take a moment to ... No! Crap!! Don't start playing that music, I have 84 more people to go! My editor Heidi Powers, my accountant Mort Stall, my lawyer Joe Chernabog, and my personal assistant Matt Nelson, Josh at Snappy Joe Pictures. Brad Grey. When we started this project, Midgets in porn was something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of No nearby Bathrooms, this is for you! Thank ...
[Music swells.]

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Maybe we can all write one and give the speach at the party? yes/no?

The answer to that, my dear Bornieo, is:

YES, WE CAN!