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Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 03-12-2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sohrshah

Dude, are we talking about underoos or rubbers, because either way, I don't get it? Am I just being thick?

I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!"

:P

Well, given the benifit of doubt that you don't know me THAT well S, I will say it's not da rubbers. Plus it's an "under" not an "over" but there is elastic involved...

man, she totally killed my funny post... <cries a little.>

€uroMeinke · 03-12-2008, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

A tip for everyone -- why spend $$ on condoms?

Go to a gay pride event, any gay pride event. Seriously. They hand em out in droves. You'll walk away with enough condoms and lube to last the entire year, and then some, even if you're a little slutty.

My lesbian coworker would always bring me handfuls after a night at the bars - I had no need for them so they accumulated in my desk drawer with the other office supplies. Makes me wonder what anyone thought if they were looking for a paperclip.

Moonliner · 03-12-2008, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ozron

I generally give the sheepish grin that says, "My old ones expired."

They expire? Ah. Well that explains that.

Moonliner · 03-12-2008, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

My lesbian coworker would always bring me handfuls after a night at the bars.

Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?

blueerica · 03-12-2008, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Funniest headline of the day for a 13 year old boy (i.e., me) goes to.....

Spoiler:

Somehow, this headline popped into my head again last night, and like Kevy, it would be slightly improved with a few other words, including those Kevy suggested. I also thought White Sox or Red Sox would be a good addition, as well.

Morrigoon · 03-12-2008, 11:14 AM

Well, they're a darn sight better than "crusty sox"...

cirquelover · 03-12-2008, 02:36 PM

I have bought condoms for my older brother his whole life. Thankfully he doesn't need them anymore.

lashbear · 03-12-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

then from the bag falls the "underthings" with a thud....

OK. Now I wanna know what kind of underwear makes a "Thud" when it falls.

Bornieo, are you buying Chastity Belts again ???

BarTopDancer · 03-12-2008, 02:52 PM

It amuses me how some men are embarrassed to buy feminine products or have them in their cart. It's not like the cashier isn't aware of what they are for and that they are not for... MEN!

Disneyphile · 03-12-2008, 02:53 PM

Ken always buys my girly items. He doesn't even blush about it.

Then again, he works at a pharmacy, so he sees all kinds of stuff coming to the counter.

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