Your Zombie Plan?

[Alex]

I don't know what I'd do but books have told me where I should go and it depends on the nature of the apocalypse. If it is viral, the survival guide tells me I should head to either Boulder or Las Vegas depending on my mood and how much I like crows vs. old black women.

If it is impactual, then I should head to the hills above the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley because that is where the astronauts will land.

If it is raptural then the manual on that one suggests finding my way to the Cascade foothills east of Oregon's Willamette Valley.

Should the apocalypse come in the form of nuclear war, one source also recommends central Oregon (Corvallis) as a fair place to get to.

If alien invasion is the issue I'll head for the rural areas around London while waiting for the storm to pass.

If instead the world should be overrun by meat eating mobile plants at the same time that an unusual meteor shower renders most of the world population blind then the Isle of Wright is where you need to get to.

Should destruction come in the form of accidentally releasing a form of room temperature ice into the environment then being on the fictional Caribbean island of San Lorenzo can get you a few extra days of survival.