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				Doing magic in front of muggles...
			 
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		 Okay, so we burn witches... what do we do to wizards? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Uh oh, the muggles are onto it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Wait, how are you posting here? 
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		 Geez are we this backwards in this country that someone can do a slight of hand trick and he could get fired.  Ridiculous. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 What the article fails to mention is that the substitute teacher subsequently turned the toothpick into a Dementor. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) ![]() j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!  | 
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		 This is one of those stories in which you just know there is more to it than what was reported. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 That is a very weirdly truncated story. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I'm left to assume that "toothpick" is his euphemism for "penis."  | 
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		 Alex made a funny!!!   *dies of shock*    
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 He does so on a fairly regular basis. You just have to pay attention as it often sneaks up on you. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I know!! That's why it was so shocking when the chortle erupted!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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