OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread - Page 74

Not Afraid · 06-02-2008, 11:02 PM

I will be calling Chris from a pay phone (!) to tell him what sites we are cmping at so he can find us on Friday night. Im sure he will post that information in the board for any late comers.

As for what we're doing Saturday........sleeping.

NirvanaMan · 06-02-2008, 11:12 PM

We should be getting in late Thursday night.

Disneyphile · 06-02-2008, 11:17 PM

Ken and I will probably be busy being lazy on Saturday. And Friday. And Sunday.

CoasterMatt · 06-02-2008, 11:39 PM

Are you sure there are payphones around there? An awful lot of places are removing payphones.

LashStoat · 06-02-2008, 11:49 PM

Dear Nirvana Man,

No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape.

It's good for (in no particular order, of course):

Repairing leaky air mattresses.
Kinky bondage sessions.
Subduing the cat before…well, before.
Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability.
Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs.
Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there).
Makeshift contraceptive device.
Accessorising your Barbie Doll.
Catching flies - insect and bar.
Repairing flies - tent and trouser.
Belt - trouser and chastity.
Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks.
Makeshift underwear (Galtier style).
Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax).
A splint for erectile problems.
Makeshift crime-scene line.
Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there).
Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet).
Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside.
Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above).
Makings hats, brooches and things that fly.
Removing carbon footprints.
Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way.

There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX

LashStoat · 06-03-2008, 12:22 AM

Hi WendyBeth,

Thanks for the mojo - I revised a few bits, so you may want to review the previous post.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX

wendybeth · 06-03-2008, 12:44 AM

You're an artist, you are, Lashstoat. Who knew there were so many applications for pink duct tape?

Betty · 06-03-2008, 06:36 AM

Have fun guys! I'm extra jealous.

innerSpaceman · 06-03-2008, 09:24 AM

And remind me again why LashStoat has not aforeto been a regular around here?

Start the swim, boys. You can make it by Sunday!

Kevy Baby · 06-03-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Soooo, any idea what outing the group will be on Saturday? Just so I might find you if I come up and/or am late getting there.

I think I will be joining K & T.

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Originally Posted by Disneyphile

Ken and I will probably be busy being lazy on Saturday. And Friday. And Sunday.

06-02-2008, 11:02 PM	#731
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I will be calling Chris from a pay phone (!) to tell him what sites we are cmping at so he can find us on Friday night. Im sure he will post that information in the board for any late comers. As for what we're doing Saturday........sleeping.
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06-02-2008, 11:49 PM	#735
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear Nirvana Man, No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape. It's good for (in no particular order, of course): Repairing leaky air mattresses. Kinky bondage sessions. Subduing the cat before…well, before. Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability. Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs. Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there). Makeshift contraceptive device. Accessorising your Barbie Doll. Catching flies - insect and bar. Repairing flies - tent and trouser. Belt - trouser and chastity. Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks. Makeshift underwear (Galtier style). Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax). A splint for erectile problems. Makeshift crime-scene line. Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there). Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet). Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside. Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above). Makings hats, brooches and things that fly. Removing carbon footprints. Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way. There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!! Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX Last edited by LashStoat : 06-03-2008 at 12:27 AM.
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06-03-2008, 12:22 AM	#736
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Hi WendyBeth, Thanks for the mojo - I revised a few bits, so you may want to review the previous post. Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	You're an artist, you are, Lashstoat. Who knew there were so many applications for pink duct tape? __________________
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06-03-2008, 06:36 AM	#738
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Have fun guys! I'm extra jealous. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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06-03-2008, 09:24 AM	#739
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	And remind me again why LashStoat has not aforeto been a regular around here? Start the swim, boys. You can make it by Sunday!
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