Hello, You've Got Rapture

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wouldn't want to be the guy that forgets to log in. "Sorry guys, I went on vacation, totally forgot."

If getting raptured is so important, shouldn't we notice if we aren't raptured? I thought it involved the earth going into some sort of hellish state. If not, then why should I care? I still get to do all the awesome stuff here on earth.

[wendybeth]

It must be their way of saying 'neener, neener' from Heaven. Can gloaters get into Heaven? I wouldn't want to spend eternity with such assholes anyway.

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

It must be their way of saying 'neener, neener' from Heaven. Can gloaters get into Heaven? I wouldn't want to spend eternity with such assholes anyway.

There's a fantastic morality play ending here.

QAssholes: We're going to Heaven. We're going to Heaven.

(arrive at the pearly gates)

St Peter: So, I see your very last act on Earth was to gloat over the misfortunes of others. That's not very loving of you. I'm sorry, but I don't think you deserve to be in Heaven. DENIED!!!!

[MouseWife]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

There's a fantastic morality play ending here.

QAssholes: We're going to Heaven. We're going to Heaven.

(arrive at the pearly gates)

St Peter: So, I see your very last act on Earth was to gloat over the misfortunes of others. That's not very loving of you. I'm sorry, but I don't think you deserve to be in Heaven. DENIED!!!!

Now, this is how I think.

My son, my own little curmudgeon {every family has to have one, right Alex?} he will tell anyone who cares to listen, that it is all a myth.

I so wanted to get him into the local Catholic school because I thought it would be a really good move academically...uh, even I can't sugar coat his attitude.

[Tref]

I read that a lot of companies involved with sending spam are hooked up for the same thing. If there ever is a rapture, we're going to get stuff like, "The Rapture is Here! And would you not like a stronger errection?"