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LSPoorEeyorick · 06-25-2008, 04:48 PM

Breakfast at Tiffany's

MR. YUNIOSHI
Herro, I have a tellible Japanese accent. Miss Gorightry, keep that racket down!

HOLLY
Well a lady has to do something to find a fellow who isn't a super-rat. And preferably one who's rich.

PAUL
I think I like you more as a gay icon, but this is Hollywood, so kiss me, baby, and hand me that cat.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-25-2008, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Breakfast at Tiffany's

MR. YUNIOSHI
Herro, I have a tellible Japanese accent. Miss Gorightry, keep that racket down!

HOLLY
Well a lady has to do something to find a fellow who isn't a super-rat. And preferably one who's rich.

PAUL
I think I like you more as a gay icon, but this is Hollywood, so kiss me, baby, and hand me that cat.

This one's my favorite.

Gemini Cricket · 06-25-2008, 05:16 PM

Do the Right Thing:

AFRICAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.

ITALIAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.

2008 AUDIENCE OF ANY RACE:
We're glad no one dresses like that any more.

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The Star Wars Trilogy in 3 lines:

A New Hope:

DARTH VADER:
I am a one big, bad, mutha fukka!

Empire Strikes Back:

DARTH VADER:
You got pwned! I'm your father, Luke!

Return of the Jedi:

DARTH VADER:
Okay, fine, I'm white like you. For the funeral, just put the mask back on, okay? Golly!

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Ratatouille:

REMY:
I don't want to be just a filthy rat. I want to be a chef!

GUSTEAU:
I am a psychotic hallucination you're having, Remy, of a man who knocked up his girl and didn't even know it. But I say, anyone, even a filthy germ riddled rat, can cook!

ANTON EGO:
Yes, anyone can cook. Even a rat. But no sane French person will buy that, so after your restaurant closes, I shall make money off of you as an investor and still no one will know you exist.

06-25-2008, 04:48 PM	#1
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Breakfast at Tiffany's MR. YUNIOSHI Herro, I have a tellible Japanese accent. Miss Gorightry, keep that racket down! HOLLY Well a lady has to do something to find a fellow who isn't a super-rat. And preferably one who's rich. PAUL I think I like you more as a gay icon, but this is Hollywood, so kiss me, baby, and hand me that cat.
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06-25-2008, 05:16 PM	#3
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Do the Right Thing: AFRICAN AMERICANS: You all are racist. ITALIAN AMERICANS: You all are racist. 2008 AUDIENCE OF ANY RACE: We're glad no one dresses like that any more. ------------------------- The Star Wars Trilogy in 3 lines: A New Hope: DARTH VADER: I am a one big, bad, mutha fukka! Empire Strikes Back: DARTH VADER: You got pwned! I'm your father, Luke! Return of the Jedi: DARTH VADER: Okay, fine, I'm white like you. For the funeral, just put the mask back on, okay? Golly! ----------------------------- Ratatouille: REMY: I don't want to be just a filthy rat. I want to be a chef! GUSTEAU: I am a psychotic hallucination you're having, Remy, of a man who knocked up his girl and didn't even know it. But I say, anyone, even a filthy germ riddled rat, can cook! ANTON EGO: Yes, anyone can cook. Even a rat. But no sane French person will buy that, so after your restaurant closes, I shall make money off of you as an investor and still no one will know you exist.
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