WTF Stories of the Week

[CoasterMatt]

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'em.

The suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.

[bewitched]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'em.

Exactly how fcuking drunk was he? I would have to be on a weeklong bender of Jaagermeister snot-slinging drunkenness...and even then I imagine I would feel a sharp spike in my rectum.

[Betty]

Go in for a C-section - and come out with no arms and no legs! WTF! Even better (or rather worse) is that they won't tell her why because it invades another patients rights.