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Old 09-25-2008, 07:02 AM   #1
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:28 AM   #2
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I guess that shows that getting more than you paid for is not always a good thing.
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The man says, dude, wtf, you cut off my penis. It doesn't grow back, and it was kind of important to me.
yeah....barring a few more colorful epithets, that woulda been my reaction.
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Pony-size pig holds woman captive, sent to stud
Hog made 'aggressive demands' to be fed, headbutted her door
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A pony-size pig who held an Australian woman hostage for 10 days inside her home will be removed on Wednesday to a piggery, where his bacon will be saved by a stint on stud duties, rangers said.
Whole Hog Story.

Maybe I should cross-post this in the Bacon thread.
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Old 09-25-2008, 12:05 PM   #5
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Pony-size pig holds woman captive, sent to stud
Hog made 'aggressive demands' to be fed, headbutted her door
Whole Hog Story.

Maybe I should cross-post this in the Bacon thread.
And in a related story, an Australian man, expecting a reciprocal punishment, terrorized a sow for ten days.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:00 PM   #6
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And in a related story, an Australian man, expecting a reciprocal punishment, terrorized a sow for ten days.
the two are now registered at macy's and home depot
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