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Old 09-25-2008, 12:05 PM   #581
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Pony-size pig holds woman captive, sent to stud
Hog made 'aggressive demands' to be fed, headbutted her door
Whole Hog Story.

Maybe I should cross-post this in the Bacon thread.
And in a related story, an Australian man, expecting a reciprocal punishment, terrorized a sow for ten days.
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:33 PM   #582
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I've heard of medical mistakes, but wow.
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:36 PM   #583
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I've heard of medical mistakes, but wow.
Wouldn't that be butt, wow?
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:53 PM   #584
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No butts were harmed in the last two stories. I'd actually forgotten about the stapled-shut one when I posted it.
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:02 PM   #585
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Naked Clown Calendars - there's a Christmas/Hannukah gift there, for some sick freak.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:00 PM   #586
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And in a related story, an Australian man, expecting a reciprocal punishment, terrorized a sow for ten days.
the two are now registered at macy's and home depot
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Old 09-26-2008, 07:51 AM   #587
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Naked Clown Calendars - there's a Christmas/Hannukah gift there, for some sick freak.
Other than the scary-ass clown thing, the guy in the 2nd picture has a pretty hot body.
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Old 09-26-2008, 10:31 AM   #588
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Definitely not a gift for BTD.
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Old 09-26-2008, 10:07 PM   #589
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Radical Muslim Cleric's Daughter is Pole Dancer
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Exploding Custard Disaster
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He eventually stopped on the A382 in Chagford, Devon, and fled the truck seconds before 60,000 cans began exploding "like thousands of gunshots".
I bet the road looked like the floor of a porno theater...
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