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JWBear · 10-08-2008, 12:22 PM

So, this blonde called her brunette friend. "I'm so upset", she sobbed.
"What's wrong", asked the brunette.
"I've been trying to put together this jigsaw puzzle of a rooster for weeks! None of the pieces fit together! Can you come over and help?"
"I'll come by this evening", replied the friend.

That evening, the brunette walked into the blonde's kitchen, took one look pieces spread across the table, and told the blond, "Honey, put the corn flakes back in the box."

10-08-2008, 12:22 PM	#11
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	So, this blonde called her brunette friend. "I'm so upset", she sobbed. "What's wrong", asked the brunette. "I've been trying to put together this jigsaw puzzle of a rooster for weeks! None of the pieces fit together! Can you come over and help?" "I'll come by this evening", replied the friend. That evening, the brunette walked into the blonde's kitchen, took one look pieces spread across the table, and told the blond, "Honey, put the corn flakes back in the box." __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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