I was the best of times, it was, uh, um, we don't get fooled again!

Gn2Dlnd · 12-07-2008, 11:41 PM

This is a Disneyland original Little Long-Playing Record, and I am your story reader. I am now going to begin to read the story of My Pet Goat. You can read along with me in your book. You will know it's time to turn the page when Tinker Bell rings her little bells like this! Let's begin now.

wendybeth · 12-08-2008, 12:10 AM

'It was 1972, while in service to this great nation of ours, that I first considered the possibility of reaching for the office of the Presidency. I was engaged in a recon mission in the backwoods of Alabama, and got lost. (The dude said the kegger was two klicks left of the old Smythe plantation- asshole was probably high). Wandering around the swampy, snake infested woods I began to panic, and in my despair I swore that I would give anything for just a drink, preferably Jack Daniels, with maybe little line of the white stuff to keep me sharp. Suddenly, the forest opened up, and I found myself standing at a crossroad. There in the center was Daddy's bud, Dick, holding a shotgun in one hand and some sort of document in the other.......

Well, I guess y'all know the rest.'

12-07-2008, 11:41 PM	#1
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	This is a Disneyland original Little Long-Playing Record, and I am your story reader. I am now going to begin to read the story of My Pet Goat. You can read along with me in your book. You will know it's time to turn the page when Tinker Bell rings her little bells like this! Let's begin now. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	'It was 1972, while in service to this great nation of ours, that I first considered the possibility of reaching for the office of the Presidency. I was engaged in a recon mission in the backwoods of Alabama, and got lost. (The dude said the kegger was two klicks left of the old Smythe plantation- asshole was probably high). Wandering around the swampy, snake infested woods I began to panic, and in my despair I swore that I would give anything for just a drink, preferably Jack Daniels, with maybe little line of the white stuff to keep me sharp. Suddenly, the forest opened up, and I found myself standing at a crossroad. There in the center was Daddy's bud, Dick, holding a shotgun in one hand and some sort of document in the other....... Well, I guess y'all know the rest.' __________________
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