Your Zombie Plan?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Alex

This reminds me. Berkeley Public Library has run into the issue not being able to fix their self service check out machines because of the city's nuclear free zone policy.

"Berkeley, trying every day to make Michael Savage seem less like a nut."

So sic your circulation clerk zombies on Berkeley.

Wha? I don't understand. Whoosh, over my head it goes.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Wha? I don't understand. Whoosh, over my head it goes.

Beuracratic nonsense

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle.

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!!

I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost.

The bast*rd.

Serves him right.

VSM.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Beuracratic nonsense

Since that article was written, the waiver request was denied. The library now needs to go to the full city council.