Ceci n'est pas un compliment - The Surrealist Compliment Generator - Page 2

Ghoulish Delight · 02-27-2009, 02:10 PM

In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest.

I'm going to have to print this thread out and bring it to the abandoned zoo outing, for inspiration.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-27-2009, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom

EAT SPASMOTIC RICE!
It beguiles and will improve your complexion.

This is fun.

Aww. I got this one. Which means it's randomly selecting surrealist compliments, not randomly generating them. That's mildly disappointing.

JWBear · 02-27-2009, 02:30 PM

Give me your hand that I may want of your broken nails.

My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!

You are the swordfish that will never shower.

The seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a spanish villa ablaze.

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo.

You do but seize my motor fixtures into a likeness not unlike the moon.

Chernabog · 02-27-2009, 02:31 PM

Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.

Umm.. duh!

Snowflake · 02-27-2009, 02:59 PM

I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park of neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights.

CoasterMatt · 02-27-2009, 05:30 PM

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-27-2009, 05:34 PM

Your skin sheds forth so that I endlessly crave pans of fried baclava.

Betty · 02-27-2009, 05:56 PM

A suburban distance lying across your chest, a purpled frock befitting the asphyxiated, cans of lima beans upon your knees, you are truly a goddess of disturbed tranquility!

cirquelover · 02-27-2009, 05:59 PM

Marmots will stick to you in Delaware

Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple

Deebs · 02-27-2009, 06:46 PM

Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC under your bosom and across your armpits.

02-27-2009, 02:10 PM	#11
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest. I'm going to have to print this thread out and bring it to the abandoned zoo outing, for inspiration. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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02-27-2009, 02:30 PM	#13
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Give me your hand that I may want of your broken nails. My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul! You are the swordfish that will never shower. The seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a spanish villa ablaze. You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria. May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill. Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo. You do but seize my motor fixtures into a likeness not unlike the moon. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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02-27-2009, 02:31 PM	#14
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Many sausages have known things before you had time to react. Umm.. duh! __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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02-27-2009, 02:59 PM	#15
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park of neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights. __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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02-27-2009, 05:30 PM	#16
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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02-27-2009, 05:34 PM	#17
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Your skin sheds forth so that I endlessly crave pans of fried baclava. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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02-27-2009, 05:56 PM	#18
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	A suburban distance lying across your chest, a purpled frock befitting the asphyxiated, cans of lima beans upon your knees, you are truly a goddess of disturbed tranquility! __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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02-27-2009, 05:59 PM	#19
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	Marmots will stick to you in Delaware Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple
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02-27-2009, 06:46 PM	#20
Deebs ... Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 961	Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC under your bosom and across your armpits.
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