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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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You don't hate Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris forces the love out of you. He is that powerful.
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On the day Chuck Norris was born the doctor tried to deliver the cry-inducing slap, but Chuck Norris blocked and gave him a round-house kick to the jaw. Four of the doctor's teeth fell out so baby Chuck Norris promptly picked them up and stuck them in his mouth so he could go eat a steak.
Chuck Norris was born with a full beard too. |
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