WTF Stories of the Week

[Kevy Baby]

Okay, they story itself isn't all that big of a deal (well; other than winning a gazillion dollars in the lottery), but I love the name of his NEIGHBOR.

Rancher Wins $232 Million in Lottery

PIERRE, S.D. (June 5) - A 23-year-old rancher whose family has fallen behind in their taxes and recently had a mobile home repossessed claimed a $232.1 million Powerball jackpot on Friday, one of the largest undivided jackpots in U.S. lottery history.

Whole story.

But my favorite part of the article:

Spoiler:

Dave Assman, who owns farmland next to the Wanless' ranch, said he's happy they won't have to worry about money again.

"They've been real short on finances for a long time," Assman said. "They are from real meager means, I guess you'd say."

Yeah, it's juvenile to laugh at that, but I needed it today.