WTF Stories of the Week

[Gemini Cricket]

Horny rhino Jango has become a real art lover - after falling for a car dumped in a pond as a sculpture exhibit.
Zoo bosses put the motor in his enclosure as a way of raising awareness about pollution’s impact on animals in the wild but smitten Jango took a shine to the old banger and now treats it like a mate.
Zoo visitor David Rogers said: "He was in the pond for an hour and he kept giving the car affectionate nibbles."

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[lashbear]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Horny rhino Jango has become a real art lover - after falling for a car dumped in a pond as a sculpture exhibit.
Zoo bosses put the motor in his enclosure as a way of raising awareness about pollution’s impact on animals in the wild but smitten Jango took a shine to the old banger and now treats it like a mate.
Zoo visitor David Rogers said: "He was in the pond for an hour and he kept giving the car affectionate nibbles." Source

Talk about Auto-Eroticism !!

[Betty]

Sad and Bad - the worst of yahoo answers

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Betty

Sad and Bad - the worst of yahoo answers

ROFLMAO.... thanks for the link!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Betty

Sad and Bad - the worst of yahoo answers

The best one is the last one! Georgia was invaded!

[Betty]

Not only can't they get married, they can't be a family either. Although with 3 kids, I'm not sure what else they would be called. I assume they don't give the discount to divorced parents who bring their kids. They can't be a family either.