WTF Stories of the Week

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

A man unsuccessfully sues Burning Man organizers for failing to prevent him from getting too close to a giant bonfire:

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2009/0...rning-man.html

Thank goodness! If he had won, It would have been a bitch trying to afix warning labels to fire.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

CNN has a long report about the funeral arrangements and will of Michael Jackson. I found the last two paragraphs to be particularly amusing.

In the day's final development, a London woman filed a 93-page handwritten document in Los Angeles Superior Court claiming she was Jackson's secret wife and the mother of all three of his children.

In asking for all of Jackson's assets, the woman also added: "I have up to 30 children. My Father (Satan the Devil) Khalid Lucifer as he is known, gave them to us."

[SzczerbiakManiac]

This is definitely cringe worthy!

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[Betty]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

This is definitely cringe worthy!

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My nephew did that with tree stumps and it landed him in the hospital for awhile with a ruptured spleen! Ouch is right!