WTF Stories of the Week - Page 175

Disneyphile · 07-09-2009, 07:25 PM

Geesh. That granny should have asked for community help to fix her window rather than raising a stink about it to the city, in addition to the light scratches on her piano. If she was really that destitute, people would have chipped in to replace the window - even a glass company would have donated it for the publicity.

For going this route, she should have to pay it herself and be thankful she's still alive.

cirquelover · 07-10-2009, 09:21 AM

Man dies in vat of chocolate; http://wcbstv.com/local/chocolate.de...2.1080129.html

Pirate Bill · 07-10-2009, 10:12 AM

Augustus, save some room for later!

Too soon?

innerSpaceman · 07-10-2009, 10:58 AM

Not at all ... I thought of that as soon as I read the post, before clicking on the story.

Tref · 07-10-2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cirquelover

Man dies in vat of chocolate

The question remains, what does he know and when did he know it?

bewitched · 07-11-2009, 11:56 PM

Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner

Quote:

Most mammals, Cassandra explained, eat their placentas, to which I countered that most dogs eat their poop. I stopped arguing there, figuring that like many of Cassandra's hippie ideas — the compost bin, rubbing lemon on her underarms instead of deodorant — she'd give up on this in a few weeks. Even as the due date approached and she was still set on eating her placenta, I couldn't imagine that she'd remember to request it from the doctor after the most physically draining experience of her life. This is a woman who, 9 times out of 10, forgets the bag of leftovers at the restaurant.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-13-2009, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bewitched

Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner

Wow. The video is funny too.

I didn't realize that afterbirth was so...solid. I thought it was more like jelly.

DreadPirateRoberts · 07-13-2009, 08:25 AM

I think I've posted this before, an oldie but a goodie.

Moonliner · 07-13-2009, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NHS

an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...xzz0LAG2NgtR&D

Finally. Someone IS thinking about the children.

Capt Jack · 07-13-2009, 12:32 PM

so much for lunch.
man, did I ever pick the wrong time to click on this thread

07-09-2009, 07:25 PM	#1741
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Geesh. That granny should have asked for community help to fix her window rather than raising a stink about it to the city, in addition to the light scratches on her piano. If she was really that destitute, people would have chipped in to replace the window - even a glass company would have donated it for the publicity. For going this route, she should have to pay it herself and be thankful she's still alive.
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07-10-2009, 09:21 AM	#1742
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	Man dies in vat of chocolate; http://wcbstv.com/local/chocolate.de...2.1080129.html
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07-10-2009, 10:12 AM	#1743
Pirate Bill Quality since 1973 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 473	Augustus, save some room for later! Too soon?
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07-10-2009, 10:58 AM	#1744
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Not at all ... I thought of that as soon as I read the post, before clicking on the story.
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07-13-2009, 08:25 AM	#1748
DreadPirateRoberts Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,483	I think I've posted this before, an oldie but a goodie.
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07-13-2009, 12:32 PM	#1750
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	so much for lunch. man, did I ever pick the wrong time to click on this thread __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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