How to juice a cucumber.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

[Fills in for Kevy with somewhat inappropriate joke]

Seriously, though, what fer do you need the cucumber juice?

Secret government project.

I tried a few methods, eventually settled on blender + cheese cloth. Did the trick, albeit a little tedious (I made a LOT of cucumber juice).

Now, anyone need a few pounds of dry cucumber pulp?

[Betty]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Secret government project.

I'm pretty sure you're under some sort of obligation to tell us what it's for since you took the advice. It's a sort of payment thing. Right? Am I right? Come on... don't be a such a tease.

[Kevy Baby]

Very carefully