I'd love to, but . . .

AllyOops! · 06-13-2005, 06:13 PM

I can't access that site!

So, I'll have to make up my own excuse..

I would love to, but I have to go release some white doves, toss confetti, prepare my "I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL!" signs (which I wrote in pink glitter and gold-laquered elbow macaroni) and loiter outside the Santa Barbara County courthouse in eager anticipation because I'm a complete and total nine-ball with scads of free time!

So, I'd love to, but my free time belongs to Michael. Free time that must be spent rooting for a talented but wicked creepy pop star that I don't even know. Time to go kneel before his mugshot shrine!

Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?

MerryPrankster · 06-13-2005, 07:42 PM

I'd love to, but... I have clip my toenails.

Then I'll be watching 'Hell's Kitchen' at 9:00.

Stan4dSteph · 06-13-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?

Just look for the giant grey fuzz ball he calls hair.

AllyOops! · 06-13-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

Just look for the giant grey fuzz ball he calls hair.

Hahaha!!

It's like an angry, feral, and hissing brillo pad. It's what happens when you say "to hell with my pick and be damned, John Frieda's Frizz-Ease!"

Here is a lovely collage depicting the whole tragedy:

Oh! And, I'd love to, but I'm too busy fantasizing about running my fingers through Phil Spector's sassy coif.

Mmm...gag!

06-13-2005, 06:13 PM	#1
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	I can't access that site! So, I'll have to make up my own excuse.. I would love to, but I have to go release some white doves, toss confetti, prepare my "I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL!" signs (which I wrote in pink glitter and gold-laquered elbow macaroni) and loiter outside the Santa Barbara County courthouse in eager anticipation because I'm a complete and total nine-ball with scads of free time! So, I'd love to, but my free time belongs to Michael. Free time that must be spent rooting for a talented but wicked creepy pop star that I don't even know. Time to go kneel before his mugshot shrine! Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?
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06-13-2005, 07:42 PM	#2
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	I'd love to, but... I have clip my toenails. Then I'll be watching 'Hell's Kitchen' at 9:00. __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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