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Old 09-24-2009, 02:03 PM   #1
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I'll bet Exxon is even less.
According to their station locator, Exxon does not operate stations in Oregon, Western Washington, Nevada outside of Las Vegas, Kansas, Nebraska, or Missouri. So I'm guessing there are many failures.

As an example, Newport, Oregon, is 215 miles away from the closest station in Yreka, CA.

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I'll bet 7/11 is even less
According to their store locator they do not operate in much of the upper midwest.

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I'll bet strip joints are even less.
Probably. But I just learned this:

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In July 2009, it was discovered that, in addition to not having a prostitution law (see Prositution in Rhode Island), Rhode Island also does not have a law to stop underage women from being exotic dancers.[9] The Mayor of Providence, David Cicilline signed an executive order, effective July 31st, prohibiting the city Board of Licenses from issuing adult entertainment licenses to establishments that employ minors.[10] The club owners also made a pledge to not employ underage women.[11]
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:07 PM   #2
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According to their station locator, Exxon does not operate stations in Oregon, Western Washington, Nevada outside of Las Vegas, Kansas, Nebraska, or Missouri. So I'm guessing there are many failures.

As an example, Newport, Oregon, is 215 miles away from the closest station in Yreka, CA.



According to their store locator they do not operate in much of the upper midwest.



Probably. But I just learned this:



I suck the humor out of things like that Star Trek salt monster creature.
Actually I just just really hoping you'd find a good strip club locator.
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:15 PM   #3
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Actually I just just really hoping you'd find a good strip club locator.
Have you determined that this is a bad one?
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:31 PM   #4
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Christ. No Disney, No In-and-out, No Sees and now I find out not a damn strip club for miles. Why in the hell do I live here?
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Christ. No Disney, No In-and-out, No Sees and now I find out not a damn strip club for miles. Why in the hell do I live here?
Why open a strip club when you've got a steady stream of politicians paying a lot more to just come on over to their house while their wife is gone?
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Old 09-24-2009, 03:24 PM   #6
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Christ. No Disney, No In-and-out, No Sees and now I find out not a damn strip club for miles. Why in the hell do I live here?
Ahem, I have been known to send boxes of Sees to NJ PA & VA and will be happy to do the same to MD (except in summer months).

Just ask. I'm am elevator ride down and less than 2 minute walk from a Sees Candy shop.

Seriously, be happy to do it. Yes, I know you can order online, but the hand picking is nicer and fresher.
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Ahem, I have been known to send boxes of Sees to NJ PA & VA and will be happy to do the same to MD (except in summer months).

Just ask. I'm am elevator ride down and less than 2 minute walk from a Sees Candy shop.

Seriously, be happy to do it. Yes, I know you can order online, but the hand picking is nicer and fresher.
If you can get those delivered by an exotic dancer wearing mouse ears I'll be in business!
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