My first attempt here...it's gross

scaeagles · 06-16-2005, 12:28 PM

Constipation

My stomach hurts, my butt now pinches
A loaf that measures several inches
the constipation was obscene
ate so much fiber I turned green
What was the cause of all my aching?
As I think back, there's no mistaking
Not to complain, but I'm not itchin'
to eat again soon in my mother-in-laws kitchen

SacTown Chronic · 06-16-2005, 12:40 PM

Swanky!

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-16-2005, 01:43 PM

Poop poem! Snappity-snap!

MerryPrankster · 06-16-2005, 01:45 PM

Skanky! In a good way, of course.

Tref · 06-16-2005, 02:45 PM

I always have room in my heart for a poem about bad potty. Bravo.

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-16-2005, 03:13 PM

After all you've been through regarding your diet, it's no surprise you'd be dwelling on such matters.

06-16-2005, 12:28 PM	#1
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	My first attempt here...it's gross Constipation My stomach hurts, my butt now pinches A loaf that measures several inches the constipation was obscene ate so much fiber I turned green What was the cause of all my aching? As I think back, there's no mistaking Not to complain, but I'm not itchin' to eat again soon in my mother-in-laws kitchen
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Swanky! __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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06-16-2005, 01:43 PM	#3
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Poop poem! Snappity-snap!
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06-16-2005, 01:45 PM	#4
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Skanky! In a good way, of course. __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	I always have room in my heart for a poem about bad potty. Bravo. __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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06-16-2005, 03:13 PM	#6
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	After all you've been through regarding your diet, it's no surprise you'd be dwelling on such matters. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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