WTF Stories of the Week

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by JWBear

I loved the whole "Halloween candy is evil becuase witches cast spells over it" thing.

Hey, I'm totally rolling in the dough from the secret contracts that Hersheys and Reeses offered me to go chant over chocolate at their plants. I have personally been involved in making "Satan's Kisses" and "Demon Semen Cups".

While I laughed at reading the article, I was also saddened, because I know too many people will believe this sensational irrational dreck.