WTF Stories of the Week

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

You can try that mix again!

The more I think about it, the less I want to find out.

When I went to Farrell's it was when I was in high school and the Marching Band always went after football games. My memories are romanticized versions of what took place 30 years ago - I doubt that today's experience would even come close and I think I would rather not spoil the memories.

[Kevy Baby]

NASA finds cocaine in shuttle hangar

The Whole Story

Which I provide only so that I can follow up with (from Woot):

My God, It's Full Of Booger Sugar: 15 Signs That NASA Had A Cocaine Problem

1. Suspicious number of recent Space Shuttle flights to Bolivia.
2. Mission Control keeps going to the toilet as a group.
3. Where do you think the nickname "Buzz" came from?
4. Space station radio transcripts include two straight hours of chatter about how beautiful everybody is, followed by three hours about how the Space Shuttle could totally kick Jupiter's ass.
5. Mars Rover solar panel covered with white smears and razor marks.
6. Planned lunar lander to be named after Fleetwood Mac's dealer.
7. CIA now much more involved in funding of NASA missions.
8. Last launch countdown: "10... 9... 8.. 7.. 6. 5. 4 3 21BLASTOFFOHMYGODTHATLOOKSSOAMAZING"
9. Astronauts keep ducking into the Space Station "real quick," staying for 3 days.
10. Constant giggling while bouncing around the "moon landing" movie set.
11. We should have known those tiny spoons weren't for freeze-dried ice cream.
12. You ever see how clean the inside of that Space Station is?
13. Crew members radioed Mission Control about being "40,000 miles high" before shuttle had actually launched.
14. Why else would you drive straight through from Texas to Florida wearing diapers?
15. C'mon. They're shooting MONKEYS INTO SPACE.