What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today?

[RStar]

I'm use to dialing 9 to get out at work.

So, I'm at home and making a call. I dial 9, forgetting I'm at home. My old phone has a sticky 1 button (I hate dialing 1 and area code in the 714 area!), and I heard it beep twice so I hung up. Then I pick up again and I hear no dial tone (thinking I picked back up too quick) and I hear "hello?" just as I hang up again. I thought "who was that??". I picked the phone back up, no one there, and dialed out.

Then a few minutes later a knock at the door. Two cops. I had dialed 911 by mistake.

I got a 911 abuse ticket.

This one I didn't do.......


Today at work I get a delivery of assorted packages. One was for a woman named Lara. Only someone typed LARD.

It was from outside the company, so the sender had no idea that Lara has a weight problem. How unfortunate.