WTF Stories of the Week

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

Man denies cocaine found in buttocks are his.

I don't know if they changed the title since Cherny posted the link (or if Cherny made a typo), but the title of the story is now (emphasis mine):

"Man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his"

Either way, I am amused by the difference.

Also, I loved the quote from the criminal:

"Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."