The Gay Thread

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I can understand how Chernabog and ISM feel from a political standpoint. You have someone who has claimed he will be a champion for your primary cause and fails time after time to do so, all the while counting on your vote because he knows you won't turn to the other party.

You hit the nail on the head right there.

Obama says "I'll help you! I'll really really help you! Hope hope change change hope hope!"

You smile at Obama.

Then Obama kicks you in the balls.

While you're grimacing in pain, you ask "why did you kick me in the balls?"

Obama says "well, if you voted for the other guy, he would have kicked you in the balls three times!"

You ask, "But why did you have to kick me in the balls at all? You said you'd help me, and now my balls hurt real bad!"

Obama says, "really, until Congress outlaws ball kicking entirely, Jupiter aligns with Mars, and Jesus Christ returns to earth, I have to exercise my rights and my famed ability to rochambeau. But until then, would you like to buy me a cocktail for helping you?"