WTF Stories of the Week - Page 293

Chernabog · 10-23-2010, 01:06 PM

OMGZ! I just figured out that

was a bluetooth. I've like, been wondering wtf that was for like a year now. I thought it was like a tectonic plate diagram or a space ship, and couldn't for the life of me figure out what that had to do with Lisa. Jesus, it all makes sense now.

JWBear · 10-23-2010, 01:09 PM

Don't worry, Lisa... No hate on my part. But when someone calls me a holier-than-thou pompous bully (among other things) because I suggested that a company that he likes is not perfect, then I will defend myself.

lashbear · 10-23-2010, 05:21 PM

My WTF is: why is everyone calling each other a "Shower-bag"

(I'm learning French, you know...)

The night I arrive in France on the plane, I'm really looking forward to a long hot Douche.

lashbear · 10-23-2010, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

OMGZ! I just figured out that

was a bluetooth..

Silly !! It's a Blue-Eyed Sheep.

Not Afraid · 10-24-2010, 10:48 AM

I always think it looks like My Little Pony.

Gn2Dlnd · 10-24-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

So, don't be a douche.

Wisdom of the ages. LoT community, meet Wheaton's Law:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Wheaton's Law

During his keynote speech at the 2007 PAX (Penny Arcade Expo), Wheaton made a note about sportsmanship when playing games online. It has since become known as Wheaton's Law, which states: "Don't Be a Dick!". This was intended to apply to life in general, not just online gaming.

And I don't even play online games! You know why? Because my MOTHER DOES!

Not really, but it's a funny meme, no?

Kevy Baby · 10-24-2010, 06:38 PM

Then what are all the guys named Richard supposed to do.

Gn2Dlnd · 10-25-2010, 12:25 AM

Randy Quaid and his wife request asylum in Canada because of "star whackers." Truly WTF.

blueerica · 10-25-2010, 07:07 AM

Wow, WTF fo' realz!

Moonliner · 10-25-2010, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

Randy Quaid and his wife request asylum in Canada because of "star whackers." Truly WTF.

Running to Canada to escape the law is one thing but using the names of people like Keith Ledger and David Carradine as part of your charade is truly despicable.

10-23-2010, 01:06 PM	#2921
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	OMGZ! I just figured out that was a bluetooth. I've like, been wondering wtf that was for like a year now. I thought it was like a tectonic plate diagram or a space ship, and couldn't for the life of me figure out what that had to do with Lisa. Jesus, it all makes sense now. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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10-23-2010, 01:09 PM	#2922
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Don't worry, Lisa... No hate on my part. But when someone calls me a holier-than-thou pompous bully (among other things) because I suggested that a company that he likes is not perfect, then I will defend myself. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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10-23-2010, 05:21 PM	#2923
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	My WTF is: why is everyone calling each other a "Shower-bag" (I'm learning French, you know...) The night I arrive in France on the plane, I'm really looking forward to a long hot Douche. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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10-24-2010, 10:48 AM	#2925
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I always think it looks like My Little Pony.
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10-24-2010, 06:38 PM	#2927
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Then what are all the guys named Richard supposed to do. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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10-25-2010, 12:25 AM	#2928
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Randy Quaid and his wife request asylum in Canada because of "star whackers." Truly WTF. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat? Last edited by Gn2Dlnd : 10-25-2010 at 12:31 AM.
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10-25-2010, 07:07 AM	#2929
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Wow, WTF fo' realz!
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