Bacon is meat candy.

Chernabog · 11-12-2010, 08:10 AM

Haha I guess it hit the twitterverse yesterday cos the comments have doubled

Another good one: dear rachael,

thank you from berlin - i haven't witnessed such a miraculous life-changing revelation of god's wonders since the birth of my first child. one request: could you maybe change the name to 'all day bacon'? last time i wanted to prepare your heavenly treat of wonder it was just quarter past 5 and i hungrily waited in the kitchen for five hours.

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I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki.
How do I get her to leave?

11-12-2010, 08:10 AM	#11
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Haha I guess it hit the twitterverse yesterday cos the comments have doubled Another good one: dear rachael, thank you from berlin - i haven't witnessed such a miraculous life-changing revelation of god's wonders since the birth of my first child. one request: could you maybe change the name to 'all day bacon'? last time i wanted to prepare your heavenly treat of wonder it was just quarter past 5 and i hungrily waited in the kitchen for five hours. or I made this in my EZ bake oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki. How do I get her to leave? __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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