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SzczerbiakManiac · 11-12-2010, 06:35 PM

100 people surveyed, top 5 answers are on the board. Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

100 people surveyed, top 5 answers are on the board. Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.

I think it was a loose interpretation to give him "Occupant"

Ghoulish Delight · 11-12-2010, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I think it was a loose interpretation to give him "Occupant"

How do you know they weren't filing her under "gun"?

JWBear · 11-12-2010, 08:55 PM

Richard Dawson was a better host.

Gn2Dlnd · 11-13-2010, 01:04 AM

I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

NEKKID GRAMMAW!!!

Cadaverous Pallor · 11-13-2010, 08:31 PM

Gun, Occupant, what's the diff?

SzczerbiakManiac · 11-24-2010, 09:42 AM

Teacher Bans Students From Bringing Pencils To School

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A Massachusetts school district superintendent said a memo banning sixth graders from carrying pencils was written without district approval.

North Brookfield School District interim Superintendent Gordon Noseworthy said Wendy Scott, one of two sixth-grade teachers at North Brookfield Elementary School, did not get approval from administrators before sending the memo to all sixth-grade parents, the Worcester Telegram & Gazette reported Thursday.

The memo said students would no longer be allowed to bring writing implements to school. It said pencils would be provided for students in class and any students caught with pencils or pens after Nov. 15 would face disciplinary action for having materials "to build weapons."

Noseworthy said the memo does not represent district policy.

Ghoulish Delight · 11-24-2010, 09:44 AM

Noseworthy?

Alex · 11-24-2010, 10:16 AM

Well, if he truly is noseworthy, I hope one day his dream comes true.

And the teacher has a point, back in elementary school we stabbed each other with pencils all of the time. If they'd been taken away from us we'd have had to use our knives.

Cadaverous Pallor · 11-24-2010, 12:25 PM

Nerf needs to make a pencil.

11-12-2010, 06:35 PM	#2941
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11-13-2010, 01:04 AM	#2945
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11-13-2010, 08:31 PM	#2946
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11-24-2010, 09:44 AM	#2948
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Noseworthy? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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11-24-2010, 10:16 AM	#2949
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Well, if he truly is noseworthy, I hope one day his dream comes true. And the teacher has a point, back in elementary school we stabbed each other with pencils all of the time. If they'd been taken away from us we'd have had to use our knives.
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11-24-2010, 12:25 PM	#2950
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Nerf needs to make a pencil. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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